Monthly Archives: October 2011

Question: Now, I have a real beef with all the bull in politics. Will you promise to always give your constituents the truth and not milk your position for greater political gains? – Anonymous Answer: In a wooord, “Yes.” As … Continue reading →

Question: What is God? – Farouk Answer: God is whatever brings solace to your soul. – April, Honorary Mayor, Eastsound, WA

Question: Do you have a smoke alarms and a fire extinguisher in your barn? – A Loyal Biped(concerned for your safety) Answer: Does Mrs. O’Leary’s cow ring a bell? Legend has it that Mrs. O’Leary’s cow, Daisy, started the great … Continue reading →

Question: What is the sound of one hand clapping? – Anonymous Answer: Not having hands, I doon’t feel qualified to answer; however, it seems ooobvious to me that the sooound is dependent on that upon which you clap against! – … Continue reading →